Digital Balancer Gifts

A meditating man glancing at his phone

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The hour of justice

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Team Building Exercises

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'Can you check my balance.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'He has a learning disorder.'

Waiting staff

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

"Feng Shwoops!"

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

Juggler

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

Keep/Balance

"Tough going, isn't it?"

High Wire Act and Birds

The Economic Crisis

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"