Rock Balancer Gifts

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

"Weird! How long has that been there?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

Money mangagement see-saw.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Waiting staff

'He has a learning disorder.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Dancing Person

'Can my feminine side take out a restraining order againist my masculine side?'

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

Music Tightrope

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'Why doesn't anyone ever ask me how I combine marriage and a career?'

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."