Rock Balancing Gifts

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

"Do you guys serve beer?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He's maturing early.'

"I feel your pain."

'Fitness guru.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

House of books.

The hour of justice

Treading a fine lion.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"It's not what you think."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

The Hamster Wheel

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Tightrope Walker.

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Attorney-at-play

"Feng Shwoops!"