Brick Wall Balancer Gifts

Dancing Person

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

The hour of justice

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'This doesn't look good.'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Goalie Wall.

Bricklayers in goal.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'He has a learning disorder.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Builders bum

Bricklayer

Where is global warming when you want it?

"The cat was there."

"Listen George, in exchange for two bricklayers and three electricians I can let you have one seasoned plumber and one first round graduate from trade school." "Mnnn. Okay. But, only if you throw in ten Porta Potties." "Ah, John. Can we make it two first round graduates?" "Done."

Irish Bricklayer