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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A Good Batch.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The Alpha Seltzer

'Oh Hi!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Scotch and water musick."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I fart more than that!

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

National Coffee Day

'Who's the new guy?'