Believer In Past Lives Gifts

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Your Palm

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'