Believer In Past Lives Prints

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

"If only you knew. . ."

Your Palm

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'It all started in my previous life, doctor.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

'Do you believe in humans?'

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."