'They're called the opposite sex because whatever you want to do, they always want to do the opposite.'
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes Gifts
Surprise someone passionate about gender debates with a gift that understands their lively perspective. Our range for believers in the battle of the sexes features humorous and clever designs perfect for mugs, shirts, pillows, or art prints. Whether they love to joke about gender roles or appreciate thoughtful commentary, these products are sure to spark conversations and smiles. Show them you get their passion and humor with a gift that stands out and makes a statement.
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
"Why won't you cuddle?"
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
'Get an afterlife!'
'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'
Shall I be mother?
'Confusionism'
'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'
'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'
Football Delivery
'School of secondary sex characteristics'
The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...
"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"
'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'
"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"
'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'
'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)
"I love you, ya big galoot."
Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.
"I admire your devotion to duty."
'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'
Nail Gun Manicure
'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'
'The end is near.'
Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.
'This is my feminine side coming out.'
"My religion makes sense if you want it to."
'No wonder you haven't found yourself yet, men can't find anything.'
"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"
"I know what you're thinking."
'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes Gifts Collection
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the battle of the sexes with wit and humor—perfect for anyone who loves a good debate over coffee.
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes Pillows
Bring humor and personality into their home with pillows that highlight their belief in the battle of the sexes. Ideal for adding a witty touch to any room.
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes Prints
Find prints that showcase their spirited views with clever, fun designs—perfect for sprucing up their space with personality.
Believer In Battle Of The Sexes T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that boldly and humorously express their beliefs in the ongoing fight of the sexes. Great for everyday wear or making a statement.