Battle Of The Sexes Fan Gifts

'Shaking out the last drops? Is that a wine thing, or a guy thing?'

'I'll grant you all men are reptiles, but not all reptiles are men.'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

The Three Wise Women

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Dudaism

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

'ONE... TWO... THREE...' 'Faster!'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I want a clear, fair fight - ah, what am I saying? - just beat the heck out of each other.'

Reptiles and amphibians.

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

"I know what you're thinking."

'Equality'

Man trying to understand women by reading book.

'They're called the opposite sex because whatever you want to do, they always want to do the opposite.'

Night Owls v. Morning People

'That bloke was a lousy boxer...he kept on standing up for the other guys rights.'

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

'I like going to a woman dentist. I like being told, open your mouth, as opposed to, shut your mouth.'

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."