Battle Of The Sexes Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's hard to say there are more dopey men than women - they're just more obvious."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Incompatible.

Epic Battles

"Skate or die."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Sawrd Fighting

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Gender Reveal

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

And this is one we made earlier.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Night Owls v. Morning People

It's my pre-battle jam.

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"I know what you're thinking."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'