Battle Of The Sexes Gifts

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"No need to worry, ma'am. The city's ban on pigs would not include your husband!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment in history when men were at their ost manly."

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"Say something 'typically male'. . . I want to test my new translation app."

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"You aren't one of those fish that's going to change sexes, are you?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

'Because I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, I can see both sides.'

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"How many sex partners have you had?"

A piano with female legs.

Always right.

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"We don't need no stinkin' equal rights amendment..."

"I'm a woman...and yourself?"

"Gentlemen, I've decided to reduce our executive committee to three members."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'