Omen Believer Gifts

Art Omen

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

Fairy Vet

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Tales of the unicorns"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Football Delivery

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"The other fairy does glass."

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'