"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Omen Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with an omen enthusiast? Explore a collection of thoughtfully designed items that blend mysticism with creativity. Perfect for those who love symbols, predictions, and the intriguing world of omens, our curated selection offers witty and stylish products that can elevate their space or daily routine. Whether it's a humorous take or a mysterious motif, find a gift that truly captures their passion for the esoteric and the symbolic.
Woman carries the world.
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'
"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'
Dialogue
Elegant woman in backless dress.
'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'
Best mates
Love Birds love just being together
"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."
"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."
Purple dress
Men Win Again
Valentines Balloons
Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,
Waterfall of Disappointment
'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'
You make me want to be a better bum.
"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"
She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)
"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."
Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.
"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."
Whale Romance
Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.
A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
Women's day - 'work'
'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'
'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'
Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'
Omen Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Omen Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for omen enthusiasts—bring symbolism and wit to your morning routine with our cleverly designed drinkware.
Omen Enthusiast Pillows
Find the perfect pillows for an omen enthusiast—bring mystical symbols into their decor to add charm and intrigue to any room.
Omen Enthusiast Prints
Discover captivating prints that celebrate the mystery of omens—ideal for adorning walls and sparking curiosity among aficionados of the mystical.
Omen Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection for your omen-loving friend—wear their fascination with symbols and omens proudly with our stylish and witty designs.