Omen Enthusiast Mugs

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Woman carries the world.

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Dialogue

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Purple dress

Love Birds love just being together

Best mates

Valentines Balloons

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Women's day - 'work'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'