Beer Boat Angler Gifts

Delights of sea angling!

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Statue fishing.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Oi! '

'Need anything today?'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Ice Fishing

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Hamburger Bait