Beer Boat Angler Gifts

Delights of sea angling!

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Oi! '

'Need anything today?'

Ice Fishing

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Fishing Camp.

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Hamburger Bait