Urban Angler Gifts

Catch of the day

It was a lot more convenient than going to the beach...and besides, Peter never caught any fish anyway!!

'I'm just getting in a little practice for my fly fishing trip.'

Ice Fishing

'I'm using the lure of the big city.'

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Ace insurance salesman Al Grundy spends the opening day of fishing season trolling for new clients.

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Fishing and new technologies

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Clam Spearing

'Sorry'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

A smart alec boy

Biker and Cyclist.