Beef Gifts

Eat Beef

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Deliboys

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Get on with it!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Down on Her.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

Prime Meats.

Pizza-Fed Beef

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

A centi-stampede.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Is that a new watch?"