Beef Pillows

Eat Beef

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Deliboys

Get on with it!

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Down on Her.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Pizza-Fed Beef

Prime Meats.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

A centi-stampede.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Cattle barons for world domination.

"The good news is everyone in the world is now vegan. That's also the bad news."