Bedtime Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a playful way to acknowledge the bedtime procrastinator in your life? Our creative collection offers funny and relatable gifts that humorously capture the struggle of putting off bedtime—perfect for those who love a good laugh and a little late-night fun.

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Children's Dream Bedtime Routine

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes." mockup

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

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"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed." mockup

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

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Serious Putty

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'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?' mockup

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.' mockup

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

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"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring." mockup

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

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'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!' mockup

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

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'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

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"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room." mockup

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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Sleeping masks

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"Spare me the early bird lecture." mockup

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

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Please take them off

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Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem. mockup

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

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Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler! mockup

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

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'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.' mockup

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

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"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes." mockup

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

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'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.' mockup

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

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"Must you bring your work to bed?" mockup

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

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"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless." mockup

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

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'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.' mockup

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

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The Force of Example.

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"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant." mockup

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

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Bedtime Reading

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"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish." mockup

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

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"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV." mockup

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

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Bed time stories

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"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!" mockup

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

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"See you in the morning."

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'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.' mockup

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

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"Many, many news cycles ago..."

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"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed." mockup

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

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'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.' mockup

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

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Bedtime Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Bedtime Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the bedtime procrastinator and bring humor to their morning routine.

Bedtime Procrastinator Pillows

Browse our playful pillows that celebrate the art of delaying sleep—fun, cozy, and perfect for their bedroom or lounge area.

Bedtime Procrastinator Prints

Check out our amusing prints that bring humor into their personal space and highlight their love for fun late-night moments.

Bedtime Procrastinator T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts perfect for the late-night procrastinator in your life—comfortable, funny, and made for those who love to stay up just a little longer.