Bedtime Struggle Gifts

'It just turned tomorrow.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Stop hogging the sheets

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

Sleeping masks

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Then Cinderella married the Prince and had to learn how to dodge the paparazzi.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

"Which side do you want?"

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"See you in the morning."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."