Morning Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift that gently teases the king or queen of morning indolence? Our collection recognizes the creative spirit who loves to hit snooze and savor their slow start. Perfect for those who cherish their slow mornings but still want to bring some humor and personality to their day.

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"Spare me the early bird lecture." mockup

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

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"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"

"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!" mockup

"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"

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Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore. mockup

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

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"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes." mockup

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes." mockup

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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The Forever Stamp

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?" mockup

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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Zen and the Art of Procrastination. mockup

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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"How about fashionably never?"

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Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing). mockup

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler! mockup

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

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"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head." mockup

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

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'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.' mockup

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

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Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level. mockup

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

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"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Finally, something I know I'll finish." mockup

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

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"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up." mockup

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

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Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day. mockup

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

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Jesus is coming. Look busy.

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"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do." mockup

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

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I think you put it off long enough. mockup

I think you put it off long enough.

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'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.' mockup

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

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"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!" mockup

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

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Morning Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Morning Procrastinator Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for the morning procrastinator—perfect for lazy mornings, with witty sayings and charming illustrations to start their day right.

Morning Procrastinator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate procrastination—great for lounging, relaxing, and embracing the joy of a slow start.

Morning Procrastinator Prints

Browse our amusing prints for the procrastinator’s space—bring humor and personality to their home or office with witty designs.

Morning Procrastinator T-Shirts

Explore our fun t-shirts for the slow riser—lighthearted, witty, and ideal for those who take their mornings at a leisurely pace.