Morning Procrastinator Pillows

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

"It's summer - not spring. You just had to hit the damn snooze button!"

Sleeping man and his alarm clock both snore.

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Serious Putty

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

The Forever Stamp

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"How about fashionably never?"

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

'Well. . . she's exceptionally distracted.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

"This is a problem."