Sleep Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the sleep procrastinator who loves to delay bedtime? Our collection offers humorous and heartwarming products that celebrate their midnight adventures. From mugs to pillows, find the perfect way to say 'I get you' to the night owl in your life. These items combine clever designs with comfortable vibes, making late-night lounging even more enjoyable.

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"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV." mockup

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I'll get up in negative five minutes." mockup

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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The Forever Stamp

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E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.' mockup

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.' mockup

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years. mockup

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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"Spare me the early bird lecture." mockup

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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"How about fashionably never?"

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Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing). mockup

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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Sleep Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Sleep Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of sleep procrastinator mugs and find the perfect laugh-inducing gift for the night owl in your life.

Sleep Procrastinator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows designed for sleep procrastinators who love to relax and unwind in style.

Sleep Procrastinator Prints

Discover quirky prints that celebrate the night owl lifestyle — great for decorating the procrastinator’s creative space.

Sleep Procrastinator T-Shirts

Looking for a fun t-shirt for your sleep procrastinator? Browse our witty designs perfect for those late-night outbursts of creativity.