Bedroom Troubles Explorer Gifts

"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys. Personally, I know of eight hundred and sixty one."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Biting Slippers.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"Are we there yet?"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

Why you must get up.

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'This is great, we'll take it.'

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'

'Help me out!"

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''