Bedroom Troubles Explorer Pillows

"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys. Personally, I know of eight hundred and sixty one."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Biting Slippers.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"Are we there yet?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Don't hurt it.'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

I can't believe you're still hogging the sheets.

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

Why you must get up.

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

'Help me out!"

'And now...thanks to...the blue pill...a triple lutz.'

'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'