Class Clashes Explorer Pillows

'Suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch.'

"You're fired."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

Fish Food

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

"I'm not good with letters."

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

A Wrestler Abroad

'It's just some peasants, Your Majesty.' - 'Whew! - I was afraid it was the BOURGEOISIE!'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

First Day of School

In the wake of tourism...

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"Are you new money, old money or other people's money?"

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."