Controversy Explorer Pillows

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

Pope holding a 'No Condoms' sign.

K-Fed's immensely grateful for O.J. Simpson's new book.

Statue of limitations

"On the bright side, we finally found a promotion that brings people back to the mall. Unfortunately, the ones outside have torches."

History's most evil men.

Ultra-Orthodox rules.

Cartoon No No.

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Presidential Bids.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Psst - endorphins. And they're perfectly legal.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

The Masochist.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"I'll see your Kanye and raise you a Dilbert."

Horse De-wormer Saves Live!

"You're fired."

"What I had done over my summer vacation."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Sunset

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Meet the author.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Face Trophies

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

Jerry Falwell, Master Hater

"I'm not the decaf you ordered, you will never find a job, and you are sitting on gum."