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Choose Your Cognitive Dissonance

"You're fired."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Tourist

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Justice Weighs Truth

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

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Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

Face Trophies

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.