Bias Unraveling Explorer Gifts

"You're fired."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Tourist

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Justice Weighs Truth

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Post Post

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

"You ask me the meaning of life? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MEANING OF LIFE!"

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

Face Trophies

'I think I'm cured. I now forgive my parents, love my wife, adore my children and hate you.'