Controversy Explorers Pillows

Face Trophies

"You're fired."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Quantum Psychic

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Sunset

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Meet the author.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

'I give up. What is it?'

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Statue of limitations

Tourists finding a path

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'