Controversy Explorers Pillows

Face Trophies

"You're fired."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Teenagers!'

Quantum Psychic

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Sunset

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Meet the author.

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

Jerry Falwell, Master Hater

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"

'I give up. What is it?'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

Statue of limitations

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Tourists finding a path