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Schengen

"You're fired."

Meet the Enemy

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Sunset

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

LEV Trump

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Oil and the Middle East

Face Trophies

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

"What's caused the recent increase in radio listening?"

Europe Feeding the Ukraine Fascism.

Tour de 'Frank'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Vietnam and abortion atrocities.