Bedroom Picasso Gifts

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Kid doing cave paintings

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Tedious Romantic.

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Wine Lovers

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Young British Artists.

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Picasso's learning years.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Art Student

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"Are we there yet?"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.