Bedroom Picasso Pillows

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Kid doing cave paintings

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Tedious Romantic.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Wine Lovers

Young British Artists.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

Picasso's learning years.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Magnificent light today, chief."

Art Student

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"Are we there yet?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.