Poolside Picasso Pillows

Artist paints the future.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"It's a mobile."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Dolphin tricks.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"I guess life does imitate art."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

Hockney by the Pool

"Shake! Good dog."

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'