Poolside Picasso Mugs

Artist paints the future.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"It's a mobile."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Dolphin tricks.

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"I guess life does imitate art."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"Shake! Good dog."

Hockney by the Pool

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

"You didn't think I'd build this expensive pool and not stock it, did you?"

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Drawing