Poolside Poser Mugs

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Is the water cold?'

'Are you done yet?'

Bankside

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

One of Many California Gene Pools

Fishy tail.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Dolphin tricks.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

Hands off my IP

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'