Platform Poser Mugs

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Yoga classes door.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Are you done yet?'

Pole Star

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Yoga

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The First Art Critic

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Surgery.

Everest summit queue...

Very Advanced Yoga

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"You have Tech-neck."

Selfie

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

The New Gods

An official making a speech at a press conference.

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Schrodinger's cow

Nude model looking at her portrait.

Caveman painting by numbers.

Photo Opportunity

Taking selfies