Poolside Poser Prints

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Are you done yet?'

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

One of Many California Gene Pools

"My feet are cold."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Hands off my IP

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."