Poolside Picassos Mugs

Hockney by the Pool

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Lounging by the pool

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"It's a mobile."

"I only need shade for my wine."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Bankside

Hollywood Breakup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"My feet are cold."

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I guess life does imitate art."

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."