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Hockney by the Pool

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

Children's Art Show.

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"It's a mobile."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Hollywood Breakup

Bankside

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"My feet are cold."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"I guess life does imitate art."

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."