Bedroom Acrobats Gifts

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Tedious Romantic.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Abra-Viagra."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Is there room for me?"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Gymnasts

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

"Next time, Id' like the director's cut."

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

"You did say you wanted more down-time."

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

"You were always subject to change without notice."

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

'Paradise awaits pauline Norris' man in bed with a mask on

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.