Office Picasso Gifts

"Magnificent light today, chief."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Lumbar support animal

It's a call from Tate modern.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"It's a mobile."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

InIn by-products.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."