Bedroom Logician Gifts

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.