Bedroom Logician Prints

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Staff Yearbook

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'