Beauty Battler Gifts

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Bad fake tan day.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

fish in a bottle...

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Painter's Duel.

Spanx Tells Me No

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Directions for walker across several hills.

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Of course I love your long hair Rapunzel. But maybe you could shave your legs just once in a while?"

"What? It's been ten years. . . She's had six kids for goodness sake. She can't still be the fairest of them all!"

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"Bad Hair Life"

'So we meet again on the fields of battle.'

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

How Chickens Deal With Baldness.

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.

"Clyde here has volunteered to try the hair growth formula in time for his date tonight."

Bridget Malcolm