Beast Brewmaster Gifts

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Toadstools

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

The Coffee Tattoo

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"