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"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Tea Snob.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."