Beans On Toast Revisionist Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the beans on toast revisionist in your life? These humorous and creatively themed products are perfect for those who love reimagining traditional comfort foods. Whether they’re passionate about their breakfast or enjoy quirky kitchen decor, our collection offers witty t-shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique love for culinary reinvention. Give a gift that sparks conversation and showcases their playful approach to food and creativity.

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This is a classic dish, that I've pulled apart, then reconstructed.

This is a classic dish, that I've pulled apart, then reconstructed.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Here come the revisionists."

"Here come the revisionists."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Is it still edible?'

'Is it still edible?'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

The Creature of the Black Legume

The Creature of the Black Legume

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

A choice of sandwiches

A choice of sandwiches

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

The Fountain of Espresso

The Fountain of Espresso

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'

'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

"I'm sorry, I thought you wanted an accountant."

"I'm sorry, I thought you wanted an accountant."

El L. Bean

El L. Bean

We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!

We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!

'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

'You may beg me for our 'A&E' tuna sandwich at £12.99' - 'I hate Britain.'

'You may beg me for our 'A&E' tuna sandwich at £12.99' - 'I hate Britain.'

"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".

"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".

"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."

"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."

Beans On Toast Revisionist Gifts Collection

Beans On Toast Revisionist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for beans on toast revisionists, featuring witty and fun designs that brighten mornings and celebrate culinary creativity.

Beans On Toast Revisionist Pillows

Find humorous and cozy pillows for beans on toast revisionists—a perfect way for food enthusiasts to add personality to their living space.

Beans On Toast Revisionist Prints

Browse our art prints featuring beans on toast revisionist themes—ideal for adding a touch of humor and creativity to any kitchen or dining area.

Beans On Toast Revisionist T-Shirts

Discover our range of t-shirts celebrating beans on toast revisionism—perfect for food lovers who love to make a stylish statement about their culinary passions.