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Bean Counter Banter Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the humorous side of finance and accounting? Our collection for bean counters offers clever, witty, and light-hearted products that will bring a smile to any accountant or finance enthusiast. Perfect for adding some fun to their workspace or making their day a little brighter. From mugs to prints, find the ideal gift that speaks their language and shows you appreciate their quirky sense of humor.
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
Accountant Bedtime Stories
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'
"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
"He put the 'fun' in funding."
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
C.P.A.
"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
Tax - Random Audit
The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)
"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."
"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."
'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'
"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"
'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'
'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'
'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'
The world of Freudian slips...
"Is that decaf?"
'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'
I'd like to investigate your tax return!
The Creature of the Black Legume
'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'
"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."
Bean Counter Banter Gifts Collection
Bean Counter Banter Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for bean counters. Perfect gifts for accountants who love a good joke with their morning coffee.
Bean Counter Banter Pillows
Find funny and charming pillows for accountants and finance enthusiasts. A delightful way to add personality and humor to any space.
Bean Counter Banter Prints
Browse our clever prints that playfully celebrate the world of finance and accounting. Great for personalizing their workspace or home.
Bean Counter Banter T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts for finance fans and bean counters. The ideal casual wear that showcases their sense of humor and passion for the profession.