Beans On Toast Revisionist T-Shirts

This is a classic dish, that I've pulled apart, then reconstructed.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Here come the revisionists."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Is it still edible?'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

The Creature of the Black Legume

A waiter strictly adhering to his religion

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

A choice of sandwiches

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."

'You would have to wallow in the baked beans.'

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

The Fountain of Espresso

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'

There are only two types of people in the world. Those who are built for salad and those who are not.

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

"I'm sorry, I thought you wanted an accountant."

El L. Bean

We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!

'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

'You may beg me for our 'A&E' tuna sandwich at £12.99' - 'I hate Britain.'

"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".

"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."